Monday, January 14, 2008

Another Top 10 Andy

Here's another list, this one is the top 10 things that caught me by surprise about having 2 kids.

10) Pardon the algebra
X = energy expended raising one child
Y = energy expended raising two children
2X ≠ Y
In fact:
Y = X*X

9) If a baby boy is naked... he's only seconds away from peeing! Don't believe me? Try it (but keep your mouth closed!)

8) We don't need another baby! Two is perfect for us!

7) Minivans are a pretty sensible solution. This is still a work in progress, as we have still not "upgraded" to a minivan. But we did test drive a crossover, but found it lacking in either seating or trunk space depending on the 3rd row configuration!

6) Devon makes a great emergency space heater! If I hold Devon, he makes me sweat!

5) Life is untidy! Forget keeping a room tidy after nap time is over! Granted I could mess up a room pretty well, but It would take me a whole weekend!

4) Naps are a survival instinct. If you don't feel like taking a nap after dealing with the kids all day, I don't think you're doing it right!

3) We now tivo Sesame Street.

2) Vacations used to be relaxing!

1) Not ALL white baby's are weird-looking! No offense to any of you who have had weird-looking white babies!

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